December 2008
1 post
October 2008
3 posts
The Wackness.
… I wouldn’t recommend seeing it with your parents.
September 2008
11 posts
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and orders a beer. The bartender...
Four Eyed Monsters →
“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?” “That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,” said the Cat. “I don’t much care where –” said Alice. “Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,” said the Cat. “– so long as I get somewhere,” Alice added as an explanation. “Oh, you’re sure to...
The Yard Dogs Road Show
The Yard Dogs Road Show is a thirteen-member traveling cabaret that features a unique blend of performances, including vaudeville, burlesque, stage magic, sideshow oddities, and beatnik “hobo poetry.” Performances include musical interludes, song and dance numbers, and background music from the Yard Dogs cartoon heavy band. Originally from San Francisco, the Yard Dogs made their...
http://encountersfilm.com/
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So, I saw a documentary, Encounters at the End of the World, the other week at the Nickelodeon. It’s directed by the German director Werner Herzog who has this comical bluntness in his narration that makes him seem like a robot as he seems to portray everything else as absurd or long winded. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Herzog
The documentary was about...
Old Movies
I saw this on IFC the other day at my parents.
If I had IFC in my apartment, I’d probably never go outside.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371257/
http://www.alwayswatching.org/features/8-eye-opening-movies-remind-you-your-life-isnt-so-bad
HOLY SHIT
I don’t really know who Amy Winehouse is, but the before and after shots crazy.
First O.D.
Second O.D.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1051250/Amy-Winehouse-brain-damage-drug-overdoses.html
August 2008
17 posts
http://www.rainofmadness.com/
In mid-July 2008, a faux trailer for the mockumentary Rain of Madness was released, which is a parody of Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker’s Apocalypse.[44][45] The faux documentary included a movie poster and an official website prior to Tropic Thunder’s release. Portions of the documentary will be released on the music website iTunes after the...
What do you call a neutered unicorn?
A eunuchcorn
You’re enjoying your day Everything’s going your way Then along comes Debbie Downer.
Always there to tell you ‘bout a new disease A car accident or killer bees You’ll beg her to spare you, “Debbie, Please!” But you can’t stop Debbie Downer!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_Downer
Radio Show
Oh, by the way. Tommy and I have a radioshow again.
Sundays 6-8pm. http://wusc.sc.edu
I’ll make more of an effort to pre-plan shows this semesters.
Woohoo.
Maybe, if they didn't cost 60 dollars to download,... →
Shampoo for Headcrabs.
Wikipedia Entry for Headcrab:
“A headcrab is a fictional alien parasitoid found in the Half-Life and Half-Life 2 computer game series created by Valve Software. Headcrabs are also referred to as head-humpers by Barney Calhoun and parasitics by the Combine Overwatch. They are the most numerous and arguably most iconic aliens in the series.”
I came across this plush headcrab toy the...
Hotter N' Hell 100
Hotter N’ Hell 100
Every year in Wichita Falls, Texas about 8,000 to 10,000 bike riders group up for the largest sanctioned century(100 mile) bicycle ride in the US. That ride is this weekend, and I’ll be in it. My dad and I signed up for it for a family bonding trip and we are going to travel midway cross country.
After being chronicly sick for about a month or so, I can’t...
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On Saturday the museum was celebrating it’s 20th anniversary by staying open for 20 consecutive hours.
Needless to say a lot of people, including myself took advantage of this and got to hang out for free in the museum from 1 to 3am. Ben Stiller ain’t got shit on us.
They have a megalodon, a T-rex and a wooly fucking mammoth.
The 3 of those spliced together would be really gnarly...
I want to see a real unicorn.
This weekend is going to kick ass.
http://www.riverbanks.org/events/brew.shtml
Beer and zoo animals? Who could ask for more? I’m as giddy as a little kid trapped in a mid-twenties male body.
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Yea, this is why I never talk to people on the Internet that I don’t know. Some people just really suck.
People are insane... →
July 2008
10 posts
Where the hell do I get a gorilla suit?
Also… I think step 4…. is hilarious.
http://www.manonwire.com/ seems like a very interesting movie.
Also,
RIP Randy Pausch (October 23, 1960 - July 25, 2008)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Pausch
Randy Pausch was awesome.
“It’s not about how to achieve your dreams; it’s about how to lead your life. If you lead your life the right way, the dreams will come to you.” — Randy Pausch, from The Last...
June 2008
7 posts
The Übermensch →
Clone High
I just got into Clone High for the first time, I love this show.
Thanks Alexis.
John F. Kennedy is an asshole, someone should do something about that.
Salary, or Voluntary Slavery?
Tommy sent me this. It’s from the Onion. It reminds me of what my management professor told my class.
“Work to live, only idiots live to work.”
Temp Hides Fun, Fulfilling Life From Rest Of Office October 2, 2002 | Issue 38•36
“At a job like this, where you’re surrounded by angry, perpetually stressed-out lawyers who are working 80 hours a week, it’s...
Ferrets will fuck you up....
and steal your heart….. along with your car keys and glasses.
Here’s a black footed ferret cam.