Wed
Dec
3
Caucasianasian invasion
Fri
Sep
19
“ A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and orders a beer. The bartender says to the bear, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve beers to bears in bars in Billings, Montana”.
The bear asks, “Why not?” to which the bartender replies, “We just don’t serve beers to bears in bars in Billings, Montana”.
The frustrated bear, growls, “If you don’t serve me a beer RIGHT NOW, I’m going to eat that woman over at the end of the bar!”
The bartender calmly responds, “We still don’t serve beers to bears in bars in Billings, Montana.”
The bear in a rage gobbles up the woman at the end of the bar, storms back and demands to be served a beer.
“I’m sorry, we really don’t serve beers to bears in bars in Billings, Montana, and we CERTAINLY don’t serve drug addicts.” the bartender replies.
“Drug addicts?” the bear asks, puzzled, “what makes you think I’m a drug addict?”
“Because of the barbituate.
The bear asks, “Why not?” to which the bartender replies, “We just don’t serve beers to bears in bars in Billings, Montana”.
The frustrated bear, growls, “If you don’t serve me a beer RIGHT NOW, I’m going to eat that woman over at the end of the bar!”
The bartender calmly responds, “We still don’t serve beers to bears in bars in Billings, Montana.”
The bear in a rage gobbles up the woman at the end of the bar, storms back and demands to be served a beer.
“I’m sorry, we really don’t serve beers to bears in bars in Billings, Montana, and we CERTAINLY don’t serve drug addicts.” the bartender replies.
“Drug addicts?” the bear asks, puzzled, “what makes you think I’m a drug addict?”
“Because of the barbituate.
Fri
Sep
12
“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”
“That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,” said the Cat.
“I don’t much care where –” said Alice.
“Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,” said the Cat.
“– so long as I get somewhere,” Alice added as an explanation.
“Oh, you’re sure to do that,” said the Cat, “if you only walk long enough.”
Alice In Wonderland
egonzalez:(via thedailywhat)
Wed
Sep
10
The Yard Dogs Road Show
The Yard Dogs Road Show is a thirteen-member traveling cabaret that features a unique blend of performances, including vaudeville, burlesque, stage magic, sideshow oddities, and beatnik “hobo poetry.” Performances include musical interludes, song and dance numbers, and background music from the Yard Dogs cartoon heavy band. Originally from San Francisco, the Yard Dogs made their first full-fledged national tour in the Spring of 2005, playing 25 shows in 35 days with seven sold-out performances.
http://www.yarddogsroadshow.com/
The Yard Dogs Road Show is going to be in Asheville this Saturday.
I’m most likely going to go see them, but I don’t have anyone to go with.
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So, I saw a documentary, Encounters at the End of the World, the other week at the Nickelodeon. It’s directed by the German director Werner Herzog who has this comical bluntness in his narration that makes him seem like a robot as he seems to portray everything else as absurd or long winded.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Herzog
The documentary was about life at the South Pole, life of both humans and non humans. What makes the film so interesting were the interviews with those compelled to go to the South Pole. As Herzog put it, it was a convergence of professional dreamers, a collection of burnt out phd students, scientists, “philosophers”, and peace corp workers who happened to drop off of the planet to the South Pole.
Speaking of Herzog being a robot Here’s him getting shot in an interview.
Short and to the point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylXqc8TQ15w
Longer version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ugQrfDrcq4
http://www.hollywood.com/news/Herzog_Shot_During_Interview_/3478770
